Joseph Luster

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Antonblast

Antonblast

December 10, 2024
10

Everyone should play Antonblast at least once, but good luck with that. There are still spirits to collect, and I’ll be riding this rollercoaster again in no time. Now, bring on the speedruns; this is gonna be a… I’m not gonna say it, but you get it.

Part of me wishes Another Crab’s Treasure predated the Souls games, just so we would have to refer to genre offshoots as Crablikes. The sauce is certainly thick on this one, and I’ll be thinking about it for quite some time. Another Crab’s Treasure pulls off exactly what it set out to do, and it’s going to be a favorite for many. Thanks to some of the less palatable late-game moments, it didn’t quite get to that level for me, but I very much appreciate all the shell-bound friends and pelagic puns I met along the way.

Turnip Boy Robs a Bank
7.5

I’m not quite sure how often I’ll pay it a repeat visit, as the focus on earning money to purchase key items makes for a more predictable and rote means of making it from one area to the next. I’m very happy to have played it thoroughly at least once, though, and this vault is worth busting into regardless of whether or not you enjoyed the first round of food-based federal crimes.