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Date Everything!
Date Everything is a sandbox dating simulator set in the comfort of your own home, featuring 100 fully voice acted datable characters! Let the romance flow between your bed, smoke alarm and… Overwhelming Sense of Existential Dread? Are you ready to Date Everything?
Details
- Released
- June 16, 2025
- Developer
- Sassy Chap Games
- Genres
- Simulator · Indie · Visual Novel
- Publisher
- Team17
- Platforms
- PC · Switch · PS5 · Xbox Series X|S
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Date Everything! Reviews
Professional reviews from gaming critics
Date Everything! is a passionate game in all ways. From the writing to the artwork, it’s impossible not to love such a goofy yet touching experience. Bringing dating sims to a whole new level, this is one that you can’t miss.
In our Date Everything! review, find out if you really can date (or friend-zone) everything and whether it works as a game.
That’s where I stand on Date Everything. It’s such a well done piece of dating sim art. Characters are interesting, have compelling storylines and contain some of the best voice acting this industry has to offer. On the other hand, there’s just so much here that it’s easy to feel overwhelmed and lost. It’s an issue of progression. When everything is available from the start, it’s hard to know where you want to focus. I spent more time attempting to find all 100 dateables instead of actually enjoying each one for their own individuality. It’s an easy trap to fall into for a game l…
Have you ever looked around your home and wondered what your clock might look like if it were a cute cat boy? Maybe you’ve looked at your bed and thought that if it were instead a woman, she’d be super hot? Maybe you’ve thought that your collection of coat hangers would be a group of attractive, thrill-seeking himbos?
When I heard some of my favorite voice actors were coming together to make a game, I was intrigued. Then, I heard it was a silly dating simulator and I was really intrigued. Now that it's finally here, how does Sassy Chap Games' first title fare? Let's find out!
Date Everything! is an addictive sandbox dating simulator where you’ll Love, Friend, or Hate all 100 voice-acted objects in your home. It features simple controls, is full of quirkiness, secrets, and has a fun-loving story that will keep you entertained for countless hours.
Date Everything is an impressive dating sim as it expands the number of characters you can date to 100. Each character has a unique personality, and while having 100 of them does sound like a great thing, it can become a repetitive task towards the endgame. You'll need to raise your stats (S.P.E.C.S) by completing stories with each of the objects that come to life with your Dateviator glasses.
Date Everything! represents the best parts of the indie gaming scene and captures the zeitgeist of Internet culture. Date Everything! has a clear, vehemently anti-AI message among the rising tide of AI-generated content, showing just how much love and care are put into its creation, with a not-so-subtle anti-AI message about corporations trying to replace people with soulless machines. Despite some shortcomings and frustrating technical difficulties I may have during my playthrough, the good heavily outweighs the problems, and Date Everything! is an absolute riot and an emotional rollercoaster...
Welcome to what might just be the most ludicrous idea for a game I’ve played in a substantially long time: Date Everything. The name couldn’t have been more direct about what you do in this title. You date everything. And when they say everything, they mean EVERYTHING. This is a semi-visual novel stroke dating sim where you’re essentially locked to your house after being delivered some mysterious glasses that let you bring inanimate objects to life… and some of them end up actually be...
Have you ever wanted to have a relationship with your toilet? No? Me neither. It sounds far too much like a euphemism to describe the morning after eating a particularly heinous kebab. Still, it’s definitely a question developer Sassy Chaps have asked themselves, and in response, they’ve created the sandbox dating simulator Date Everything, a narrative text-based adventure in which you can date, well, everything.
Absolutely heaving with personality, it's clear a lot of heart and soul has gone into making Date Everything. Its characters are beautifully brought to life, but trying to meet everyone (which you'll want to do) can feel a bit of a slog.