Latest Reviews
Dishonored
Playing a magic assassin in Dishonored’s rusty city of Dunwall is as brilliant as it looks.
The Adventures of Elliot finds joy in speedrunning history.
Blood Stone's short and uneven mission is no more than the sum of its parts. Bond deserves better than this, and so do you.
007: First Light
IO's Bond-iverse story shines, but not enough to compensate for the very familiar game around it.
Mina the Hollower
Mina is a gloriously gothic combination of ferocious combat and beautiful scenery, with enough secrets and modifiers to keep the game fresh and fun for a very long time.
There are a couple of Arkham games better than this, but also a couple that are worse.
Mixtape
Lovely, beautiful, heartwarming, and unable to convince me it needed my input as a player at all.
Directive 8020
Directive 8020 is everything you could want from a sci-fi horror game: Body horror aliens, the unwavering dread that all of us are insignificant when set against the great expanse of the universe, and fun QTEs.
Mixtape
Lovely, beautiful, heartwarming, and unable to convince me it needed my input as a player at all.
Everything Is Crab
More a novelty than your next roguelike obsession, but it has enough creativity and left-field ideas to be well worth experiencing—especially if you're still pining for the lost potential of Spore.
Plants vs. Zombies
Huge, cheap, superb; buy its brains out.






